Chat One@@@

Just had a chat with my other self, Jashi....
Me: How long have we not chatted? Being months now...
Jashi: You nuts, woman! We just like so totally communicated YESTERDAY!
Me: Oops.. Sorry, can't blame me for being forgetful with super many projects.
Jashi: yeah, i guess... But you seemed to be trying to break away from me...Are YOU!?
Me:(Staring at the clouds) Maybe I am... I want to lead a normal life too....I am not like you ...so daring and stuff... never like you...
Jashi:(Pissed) Just keep that stupid chin of yours up! Stop pitying yourself! You think that others will care if you are even dead! Why even if you were in the same room with others, They wouldn't even notice YOU!!!!
Me: But I...I...I thought...
Jashi: You thought your stinking head!!! Get this straight! I am here cause you think me up! I am not real nor even alive! You're the one living! So why can't you solve your stinking problems!!!!!
Me: I....I....But your are like my only best pal!!!!
Jashi:(Sarcastic) Best pal shita whatever.....You know what I have had enough of this shit with you especially!!! You know.. the sight of you irks me and your body is like one big damn hippo and I don't mean it in a nice way!!! So just...
Me: Jashi....I can be different.. Just don't leave me!!!! Our friendship...Isn't it important??
Jashi:(Back facing me) I guess it never was all that important to me....(Calmed down) You were my best bud I ever had but we all knew that we were different like you and books and I with drumming.....(Facing me) As much as I want to keep this friendship... I just want to say that we should go our own ways... go after our dreams...you know..just..let's just...GET OUT OF EACH OTHER'S FACES!!!!!!!!!!(Turns) Good-Bye....old friend....
Me:(Teary) No... I dun want you to go....Stay Please..Stay...

SOUNDS OF CRIES FROM A SAD LITTLE GIRL COULD BE HEARD FAR AND WIDE.....

Then a voice croaked:......Good-Bye...My Best Friend.......